Hi Rougers!!! We’re back! Hope your spring breaks were rougetastic. Jumping right into it. Both our brackets are busted for March Madness. However, we’d like to highlight the magical experience of rooting for the underdog. The Auburn v. Yale game was electric and all we wanted to see was the bulldogs come through. Bowwow. We’ve also been watching Zach Edey absolutely tower over his meager opponents, and it leaves one wondering: how can someone be that tall? Nel on EJ’s shoulders might possibly match up.
As we’ve embarked on this article, we’d like to preface that we are man down on the pop culture references this issue. This past month, EJ has made the courageous decision to rid herself of the toxins that are Tiktok, Instagram, and most prevalent: Snapchat. EJ’s reflections on the experience: “Revolutionary, Freeing, Boring.” She’d largely recommend that others follow suit under the condition that they give her credit.“In a word of sheep, be a shepherd,” she says.
Moving on, we know you’ve seen the Jojo Siwa rebrand. One word: Gobsmacked. We’d love to see Fundefied take some inspo from the new seizure-like dance moves from her most recent promo videos. This may shock you, but we actually would like to give her some kudos. While her rebrand is short of groundbreaking, she should serve as a role model for your own spring term makeover. New term, new you. We hope you are more successful than Miss Jojo.
Winter term was filled with many ups and downs but a constant in all of our lives was Bachelor Monday. As spring term begins, Bachelor Nation wrapped up in an epic finale that was largely over dramatized in commercials. Great moments are born from great opportunity and that’s what Joey had this past season. After ups and downs, maria misfortune, and intense emotion, Kelsey stole Joey's heart and the final rose. We wish the happy couple all the best, and our heart goes out to Daisy and all of her supporters.
Get ready for a fantastic spring of Rogues, Roguers. We just adore you.
Xoxo,
Nel and EJ
Written by Nel Peter '25 and Elizabeth Johnson '24